Saddam's Courtroom Antics

[Sun Quan]

Back by popular demand! ;D




Saddam: I'm bored!


Saddam:I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!


This Guy:Can I Play?


Saddam:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Saddam:Will I choose Rock


Saddam:Paper


Saddam:Or Scissors


Saddam:YOU DON'T KNOW!


Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:Dude, say it, don't spray it


Saddam:WHATEVER. Let's play


Saddam: ROCK!
Judge:TWO PAPERS!


Saddam:DUDE, WTF is two papers?


Judge:Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That f*cking rock ain't going NOWHERE


Saddam:I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS


Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?
Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always


Saddam:Ask Aziz, he knows


Aziz:Tiger Hand always beats paper


Saddam:I'm sayin' bro!


Judge:Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand


Saddam:HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND


Judge:Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it


Saddam:You probably don't even know Pen Missile


Judge:Missile? What Missile?


Saddam:NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!


Judge:Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP.


Saddam:AM NOT


Judge:Are too

[Liu Bei]

Oh my god - I so remember this XD.

[Xiao Qiao]

I lol'd.

[Sun Quan]

I knew you would!

[Liu Bei]

This is like 5 years old.

[Sun Quan]

Yeah.

[Liang Zhi]

LMAO (i've never seen that before btw )

Poor Saddam ;D